Editor’s Note: Wheeler has appeared in every issue of Oblivion, and he told us that it would be bad luck if we broke his streak. Being the superstitious lot we are, we decided it would be best to give him a page.

Wheeler was suspended for being with a friend when the friend asked the head of security why "security cadets" could carry walkie talkies while the rules said that no students could. To be allowed back, he had to write an essay on self-discipline. After recieving the essay, the administration decided that he was an "immediate threat to the well-being of the students, teachers and faculty" and gave him the second emergency expulsion in the school’s history.

The essay that Wheeler was booted for.

Wheeler recieved another suspension for allegedly duct taping a student in the hallways, although he had a plethora of witnesses and the actual hoodlums were suspended. He was suspended for the rest of the year when he was seen in the parking lot after school during his suspension.

Wheeler went through a series of appeals to get back in school, but in the end, all his attempts were overturned.

A summary of all the articles Wheeler has written. You’re reading it!

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