I think you should investigate that cult that forms chant circles at lunch. Pretty soon, they'll want prayer in school.
Anonymous
So you're the one behind all those conspiracy theories. And to think, I thought it was Oliver Stone. Nobody at Oblivion felt compelled to do an article on the 'prayers,' but for a good defense, check out Jamie Jasper's article in the opinion section of the next Olympus.
Bill is totally useless. He either sits around on his ass all day or walks around harassing people about smoking. He acts all cool because he's got his little radio. He's unnecessary and should be fired. We should start a petition to get him fired.
John Doe
Let me guess, you were caught smoking by Bill and had to do Saturday work. If you feel like starting a petition, go for it! Even though it would be pretty hard to get Bill fired.
In Jr. High, I brought "Truly Tasteless Jokes IV" to school. A friend and I were reading and laughing when a teacher came up to us and wanted to know what we had. After expending the usual "why," "nothing," and "it's not yours," we showed her. She took the book away and said I could get it at the end of the day. I never did get my book back. I bet that bitch has it sitting on her coffee table.